The Truth Is More Important Than The Facts

Stephen Fry: Where is ninety percent of the universe?
Jeremy Hardy: Ikea.
Alan Davies: Ikea doesn't have any windows. They don't sell windows even, but they deliberately don't have any windows in Ikea so you can't see out so you have no sense of time passing, so you don't know what time you went in. You could be in there for weeks... and if your body doesn't have access to the natural passing of light—
Bill Bailey: You buy spoons.

Stephen Fry: You don't meet many American Jeremy's do you? Have you ever met an American Jeremy?
Jeremy Clarkson: No, it's too complicated. There's three syllables.