more words from the Devils Dictionary
Once, adj. Enough.Twice, adj. Once to often.
Neighbor, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
Apologize, v.i. To lay the foundation for a future offence.
Hearse, n. Death's baby-carriage.
Presidency, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
President, n. The leading figure in a small group of men whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.
Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.