We're all moved in to the new (to us) house - getting settled in. Unpacking boxes, rearranging furniture, and re-hanging up all the pictures/mirrors/shelves/etc that I love to hang up on the wall. I'll have pictures up as soon as Shaw comes to set up the interweb in our house.
SNL actualy had a funny skit for once - who knew! - featuring host Peyton Manning.
Addictive little flash game to distract you with: Desktop Tower Defense. Tip: there's towers on the top-right that you buy by dragging onto the game. Then upgrade them. Then kill the little things coming at your desk. Add your score to the group 'saskatchewan' to compare your score with others that link from here.
Via kottke.org.
Demetri Martin (of the Daily Show, now with his own Comedy Central special) is part of this viral/promo for Windows Vista. It doesn't do much to promote Vista, other than I just talked about it in my blog entry. Watch and enjoy - you'll laugh and cry at the same time.
Via digg.com.
225 people go into a Home Depot, and at a predetermined time all start shopping in slow motion for 5 minutes. Then they would shop at 'normal' speed for 5 minutes and then completely freeze for 5 minutes. Check it out here.
Via digg.com.
From www.wherethehellismatt.com - one man's dancing travels around the world.
Great flash animation - click the big 'PLAY' button.
Funny and pretty impressive collection of dance moves - The Evolution of Dance.
Found via onedigitallife.com.
Kinda funny commercial - I really enjoy the fact that they destroyed the minivan. At first I thought the guy driving the minivan was just going to get out and join the 'parade of men' but when they lifted it off the bridge I got a surge of pride that there was one less minivan on the road.
Steve Jobs sound board - make your own keynote.
Is it any wonder he's so popular in Germany?
Can Bono Be Trusted? - from the Rick Mercer Report. Scroll down the page a bit to find the ad.
Maybe I'm just in a weird mood because of the long day at work we've go today - but this made me chuckle.
Not laugh out loud funny, but just laugh in your head funny.
Click here to generate your own expensive ad. I especially like the one for beer, competitive, women: one word... spokesmonkey. I like it. And so do the ladies.
Dang it - I knew I should have put more effort into this idea when I had it and now someone's beaten me to it: a portable bidet that doubles as a digital camera.
I'm not sure which is more funny, a portable bidet that doubles as a digital camera or flipping it around and saying a digital camera that doubles as a portable bidet?
Check out what was big in 1985 on engadget's 'special edition'.
Christian comics from days gone by. My parents wouldn't let me buy these - comics are of the devil don't you know?
Carlos brought up a oldie but a goodie for quick breaks from work - create yourself in Southpark.
It's worth scrolling through just for the pictures - but the write up the guy has for each album is what had us crying at work: 10 Worst Album Covers of All Time (not for everyone's tastes).
Here's something from Kottke's list of 50 things to do with your iPod - MP3s and real audio of famous speeches from the past.
This is what I picture Mark doing whenever Travis leaves.
And in a wierd coincidence, Apple just profiled the director for a new video of the same song that's apparently getting re-issued or something. Brilliant marketing or just dumb luck?
I was just thinking we need more people preaching about enemas and butt-kissers. That's so postmodern.
Benny Hinn tries to cover up a video making the rounds on the net by threatening to sue. Brilliant.
One sure fire way to cover things up is by drawing a bunch of attention to it through a threatening letter from your crack legal team.
Google Maps now supports Safari.
I think this signals the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Top Ten Signs You're Not the Most Popular Guy in School - as read by ND.
Link via Terry Storch.
If you think you're weatherman is bad, check out this guy.
Leo is right, it's more painful than funny really.
Poor guy got nervous being on TV is all.
Don't watch while you're eating lunch like I was, it may cause a chain reaction.
Troy, it's time to replace that van with a new one.
Tiny cameras mounted on an eagle. As they said on Gizmodo, you'll see why this rig-up has the framework to support the most awesome patriotic mascot America has ever had. I wonder if they can glue up and eagle's claws with some rhinestones?
I have no idea what this is or why it's on the internet. Maybe you can help?
Kelly loaned me his copy of Season 1 of The Office a few weeks ago. I hadn't actually had a chance to sit down and watch it until this weekend. Hilarious. It's a bit crude a times, but then it's much like life... full of man-whores and drunken debauchery.
Choice clips:
Gmail finally adds POP support. Woo hoo.
Anyone out there still need a gmail address? I've got invitations to hand out. Leave a comment if you want one.
More switch ads than you can throw a stick at. (Will Ferrell, Perry Farrell, De La Soul)
They just don't make them rap burgers like they used to.
My new favorite site: www.thespecspot.com, a collection of commercials from around the world.
Return of the Jedi's ending gets 'remastered'.
Have I mentioned that I love Will Ferrell? Here's some more funny from Ferrell.
Little bit of mac humor that hits the nail on the head:
I just can't decide - should I go for Alec or Stephen? One's pretentious and pompous, the other is crazy like a banshee.
Well done flash cartoon - paperwars.
Creepy... very creepy.
Amazon has released their own search engine to compete with google. It's amazing how history repeats itself. Yahoo steals from Netscape, Google does Yahoo one better and now Amazon builds on what Google has done and improves it.
I'm still waiting for my gmail invite. Grrrrr.
Since I haven't done one of these in awhile, here's some stuff I've found on the web:
- Doughboy (flash req'd) - no explanation necessary
- Apple plans on having real jaguar's in their stores upon the release of their new operating system, codename Jaguar. (satire warning)
- Not for the easily disturbed: the BBC looks into where all the old computers go after they die
- web nerds like myself should check out webmonkey for some great web design tips
- These churchgoers were upset about getting a parking ticket while they were in church - giving us the quote of the week:
"People shouldn't have to go to church and worry about getting a ticket"
That's it for me... have a great weekend!
Check out this site for a live shot from a Boston area aquarium. I could watch for hours.
Everybody to the limit. Annoy everyone around you with your speaker's cranked.
Sit on this. Just what I need right now after a filling lunch at Alexander's. Mmmm... chicken fingers and fries with dipping sauce....
To go or not to go, that's not a quote from either of these plays: Mark recommends you go to Shakespeare on the Saskatchewan. He's seen Hamlet and loved it and we're planning on seeing the Alchemist sometime as well.
orry to all that have been looking for the spidey dance. I mis-labeled it in the img tag and so when it went to an archive (off the main page) it lost it's link. Since I don't have a search function on this site (yet!) and so you don't have to go searching through the archives to find it, I'll post it up here again:
Some of you may have noticed the little graph-like icon at the very bottom of this page. If you click on it it takes you to the stats for my blog and near the bottom of that page it gives me a breakdown of where people are from who visit this site. I realize it's not entirely accurate since people could be telneting to other computers and then connecting to the web, but:
I pretty much know who's visiting this site from Canada and from the U.K. and even Australia. But what I'm not sure about is who's visiting from the US, Japan and Indonesia (as well as the unknown 4.1%). Chances are they just happened across this site by accident and won't be coming back, but if there is someone who's a regular visitor who's name isn't Lindsay, Christine, Kenton,Matt or Mark (well, you guys are welcome to send me an email as well!) please drop me an email.
Don't read the next section if you don't want to hear about Austin Powers.
We saw 'Austin Powers in Goldmember' yesterday. While it was quite funny at points and made us laugh it's also starting to really feel like we've done this all before. But they did manage to throw enough surprises and new material in to make it entertaining. What was kind of disturbing was the fact that they've rated the movie PG-13 for crude humour, sexual innuendo and language it should've been rated higher for the violence. If you've seen the movie then you'll know what I'm talking about. Mini-Me gets his butt handed to him on more than a few occasions in very violent ways. Sue and I couldn't believe parents would bring their kids to a movie like this - especially kids that were obviously 10 and under.
Such is our culture I guess.
Another sample from a different tune Travis and I are working on. Click here to check out a sample from a tune simply titled 'Rock Song' for lack of a better term. It's very rough and was put together quickly in about an hour after I expressed a desire to write a rock tune with Trav. :)
Sorry for all those folks with AOL stock - it's a bad time to have investments that you want to take out, but a good time to buy in. I'm starting to sound like my dad. I'm sure this is exactly what he'd say if i asked why we lost $50 in one month's investment.
For those of you who know Lindsay Unger, check out the place where he's going to have his wedding. Makes me want to find a way to get there even more.
Apparently the war on Iraq is under way. Kind of scary when you think of the fact that they really haven't done anything.
BUDN (Best Use of Domain Name): http://www.filthymess.com/
Fun game to pass hours mindlessly at work (matt, I'm looking in your direction): moon lander
We're off to Waskesiu (is that how it's spelled?) this weekend - well part of it anyways. Hopefully the storm that's brewing doesn't get too nasty and we can have a good time out there with my family. We're all packing in to one cabin so it should be fun.
Saskatchewan air got sold on ebay - I think I know what business I'm starting next.
Get a free game compliments of the U.S. Army.
That's it for me - have a great weekend!
To counter-act the lame seriousness of the last post, here's something I found that I find just hilarious - but don't know why. Hopefully it doesn't start a big thing like the hamster dance did:
No "Friday Funny" ô picture today, but just some good fun web wanderings:
If you like R.E.M. and haven't got this already, they're giving away 10 remixes (though it's actually only 6 different songs) on their website.
To get in the whole world cup spirit, check out Ultimate Soccer Showdown (some flash req'd).
Two ebay auctions for the person that has everything. First is Christopher Walken's suit from Suicide Kings, size large for anyone interested. Also, you can get yourself your own Sony Jumbotron - I know I could use one in my basement.
Here's something useless to pass time at work (for Matt & Kenton anyway). Design yourself in lego:
I don't think of myself as being all that sneaky, but these internet quizzes never lie, do they?
Uh oh... looks like Sue's favorite tv and home decor personality is getting investigated for possible insider trading. Yes, Martha Stewart is having troubles with her billions and billions of dollars of Martha Stewart stock. It's a good thing.
In 'I think you've got late charges' news, someone returned a book a library in Halifax 74 years late. Not only that, but it was actually due at a library in Michigan.
And lastely, I'll leave you for your weekend to mull this one over: A BC speed skater was tackled by a naked man during a practice one night. Luckily the skater was able to identify the man as a 'white male.'
Most people have probably seen this already, but it's new to me, so... 3D Web based Pong.
And it's getting to do pics like this on our store webpage that makes me love my job even more. :)
or today's crazy ebay auction we turn to the Russian space program - apparently someone has gotten their hands on a 1984 BOR-5 Space Shuttle Prototype (I personally prefered the '85 model with the power windows and locks, but that's just me). It can be yours for only $125,000US.
Things are getting crazy between Pakistan and India. Nuclear weapon use is a possibility - very scary.
Microsoft has built a "house of the future" - without a bathroom ... Holyfield beat Rahman with his head - and gave Rahman another "head" ... Project: Denny's - to visit every Denny's restaurant in the world ... Indiana Jones 4 being worked on - Harrison Ford comes out of retierment to star ... Matt has got some new episode guides for Seinfeld and La Femme:Nikita up on his page if that kind of thing turns your crank ...
misc. stuff from the web: if you've got $25kUS to throw around, you might want to bid on a futuristic car based on a Woody Allen movie ... if that doesn't tickle your fancy, you can learn how to play chess from Screech off of Saved By The Bell ... finally, check out the ongoing tennis matchup (and photoshop contest) between phil and carlos ... see if you can pick out which pics i did and which one phil did :)